Most Naughty Bible Quotes

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“If a man marries a woman and discovers she is not a virgin, she is to be
stoned to death” (Deut. 22:13)

 
“Anything a woman touches during menstruation and for seven days thereafter is unclean” (Lev. 12:6)

 
“and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of stallions.” (Ezekiel 23: 21, NRSV)

 
“I will discover thy skirts upon thy face, and I will shew the nations thy nakedness, and the kingdoms thy shame.” (Nahum 3:5-6)


“Even he that committeth adultery with his neighbor’s wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.” (Leviticus 20:10-11)
 

“The LORD will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and with the emerods, and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst not be healed.” (Deuteronomy 28:27)


“Wherefore my bowels shall sound like a harp for Moab, and mine inward parts for Kirharesh.” (Isaiah 16:11)


“And he smote the men of the city, both small and great, and they had emerods in their secret parts.” (I Samuel 5:9)


“The king desires no dowry, but a hundred foreskins of the Philistines, to be avenged for the king's enemies... Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew two hundred Philistine men, and brought their foreskins, and gave them in full tale to the king” (1 Samuel 18:25-27)

 
“And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight. And the LORD said, Even thus shall the children of Israel eat their defiled bread among the Gentiles, whither I will drive them.” (Ezekiel 4:12-13)

 
“Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt. For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.” (Ezekiel 23: 19-21)

 
“The Ethiopians captives, young and old, naked and barefoot, even with their buttocks uncovered, to the shame of Egypt.” (Isaiah 20:2-4)

 
“Hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?” (II Kings 18:27)

 
“He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD. A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.” (Deuteronomy 23:1-2)
 

“And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother. And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.” (Genesis 38:7-10)

 
“Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces.” (Malachi 2:2-3)

 
“Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch...” (Genesis 4:17)

 
“Rejoice, and be glad, O daughter of Edom, that dwellest in the land of Uz: the cup also shall pass through unto thee; thou shalt be drunken, and shalt make thyself naked.” (Lamentations 4:21)


“I shall lift your skirts as high as your face and show your nakedness to the nations, your shame to the kingdoms. I shall pelt you with filth.” (Nahum 3:6, The New Jerusalem Bible)

 
“Behold, I come quickly” (Revelation 3:11)




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