Odds and Ends


Most Conservative Furniture

During the Victorian ages in England, the legs of tables were covered in cloth because it was thought men would become aroused since woman’s legs were always covered down to the ankle.


Don't forget to flush

On May 22, 1998, Fidel Flores a taxi driver from Lima, Peru had his penis cut off with a kitchen knife off and then flushed down the toilet by his wife after she put a sedative in his tea. Doctors could not reattach the penis since it had been flushed away and had to seal his wound. His wife, Maria Rosa Tasayco suspected that he was sexually abusing her 2-year-old daughter, which he denied.


Most Hi Tech Addiction

Internet Pornography addiction A study done at Stanford and Duquesne Universities claims that 200,000 people in the United States are addicted to Internet pornography. In case you are wondering, they defined Internet pornography addiction as being 11 or more hours per week looking at dirty web sites or being in adult chat rooms.


Re-Virginizing

In some countries remaining a virgin is so important that doctors in Japan have started doing a surgery called “hymenorraphy” or  “hymenoplasty” . Catgut containing a bloodlike substance is attached inside the vagina and is designed to burst when intercourse takes place. It is supposed to deceive the husband into believing his wife is a virgin. In the United States, doctors can actually reconstruct the hymen. The surgery costs between $2,000 and $3,500 and is mostly popular with Latin women.


Most Unusual Gay Sex Position

Docking
2 uncircumcised men put their penises together tip to tip. Man A pulls his foreskin over Man B's Penis and then a hand is placed over the union and masturbated in a typical fashion,  Man B's skin is then pulled over Man A's penis etc. etc.  The foreskin goes back and forth over the other mans penis


Most Unusual Sex Related Deaths

A 25 year old woman from Melbourne, Australia drowned while giving oral sex to a man, Christopher Sean Payne, 34. They were having intercourse in the sea near Darwin, Australia. When she started to give him oral sex


Most Obscene Sex Word
fuck

“Fuck” has been a favorite term for sex for at least 1000 years and has always been considered an offensive word. Although the word is 1000 years old, the first written reference to the word is from the year 1475. Many magazines and newspapers still refuse to print it. “Fuck” has evolved from the Saxon word Foken which meant “to beat against” or “to beat violently” The pronouncement may have changed but one thing has not, the extensive way it is used to mean a lot of things other than coitus. Then and now the word fuck is dirty, offensive, rude, and fun to say.


Most Obscene English Word

Cunt
Not including racially hateful language, words relating to sex or the genitalia are usually deemed obscene. The word cunt has been obscene for at least 600 years. Linguists believe that the word cunt has evolved from the word kuni which is about 15,000 years old and meant wife. Even William Shakespeare had fun with cunt, or the word cunt that is, “By my life, this is my lady's hand! These be her very C's her U's and her T's; and thus makes she her great P's.” Casanova is quoted from his autobiography “I believe there never was a prick so big in any way that a CUNT could not take it without pain, and even pleasurably. Its tip might perhaps knock at the portals of the womb too hard for some, but that is all. I have heard women say that the harder those knocks were, the more pleasure it gave them. All the talk I have heard of pricks being so large that women could not, or would not take them up them is sheer nonsense. Several women have told me so. Some said they love to see and handle big ones. None said that such stretches gave them more physical pleasure than those of moderate size. The elasticity and receptivity of a CUNT is in fact as wonderful as its constrictive power. The small prick of a boy of thirteen it will tighten round and exhaust, as well as one as big as the spoke of a cartwheel, and it will give pleasure to both equally.”  The word cunt was banned from print in England during the mid 1900’s.



Most Painful way to ensure future fidelity
cut bananaIn the Malasiqui, Philippines, a man cut off his penis, wrapped it up in a newspaper and threw it out the window of his wife's parent’s house in order to prove to his wife that he was faithful.  The man said his reason stated to his wife “So you will not suspect I am courting another girl” Afterward his wife turned the severed penis over to the police who gave it to an embalmer to preserve until the man could be found.

Offensive Words Which Were Once Innocent
“Dick was gay after his pussy gave him some rape.”

All these words have been forced to give up the innocent meaning because the sexual or offensive meaning has made them embarrassing to use.

              Innocent meaning         Sexual meaning

Dick        Common Name                 Penis

Gay         Happy                              Homosexual

Pussy      A term of endearment      Vagina

Rape       Rape Oil =Canola Oil         Sexual Battery

Cock       Rooster*                               Penis

*The word rooster was conceived by Americans that became uncomfortable with the word Cock after it became a slang word for penis.



Prevention of Wet Dreams


String - During Victorian times, some British men would tie a string around their penis to prevent wet dreams.
surgary
Sleeping Ring - In 1856 L.B. Sibley patented a device to stop wet dreams. The device had metal spikes meant to poke the penis as soon as an erection occurred.

Electricity - In 1917 E. Roddy of New York invented a device which would ring a bell once an erection occurred as a way to prevent any sinful dreams.



World’s Most Reliable Condoms
condoms
Ramses
A study by University of California, University of Southern California, and the Mariposa Foundation tested the leading brands. The higher the number the better the reliability.



Ramses Sensitol
91.3
Ramses Non-Lube 91.3
Gold Circle Coin 85.2
Gold Circle 83.7
Sheik Elite 83.7
Durex Nuform 81.7
Pleaser 80.2
Ramses Extra 78.7
Embrace Her 77.3
Hot Rubber 77.2




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