Naughtiest Mnemonic Poems

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Mnemonic is defined as: A device, such as a formula or rhyme, used as an aid in remembering. In most mnemonic poems, the first letter of each word represents something else which is harder to remember.

O,O O to touch and feel a girl's vagina and hymen.

(To remember the twelve cranial nerves.)

Olfactory
Optic
Oculomotor
Trochlear
Trigeminal
Abducens
Facial
Acoustic
Glossopharyngeal
Vagus
Accessory
Hypoglossal

Some Say Marry Money But My Brother Says Big Breasts Matter Most

(To remember the Cranial Nerves 1 through 12, in determining whether they are Sensory, Motor, or Both (starting with Cranial Nerve 1))
 

Go rub your balls with grease

(To remember for the colors of flags between a Navy ship and supply ship)

Green
Red
Yellow
Blue
White
Green
 

Ten Zebras Beat My Cock

(To remember the branches of facial nerve)

Temporal
Zygomatic
Buccal
Mandibular
Cervical


Lazy French Tarts Lie Naked in Anticipation

(To remember the order of nerves that pass through the superior orbital fissure.)

Lacrimal
Frontal
Trochlear
Lateral
Nosociliary
Internal
Abducens

Some Anatomists Like Fucking, Others Prefer S & M

(To remember the arteries as they come off the external carotid.)

Superior thyroid
Ascending pharyngeal
Lingual
Facial
Occipital
Post Auricular
Superficial temporal
Maxillary


True Virgins Make Dull Company

(For computing true course: True heading minus Variation plus or minus Magnetic variation plus or minus Deviation equals Course.)
 

Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle

or

Slowly Lower Tilly's Pants To The Curly Hairs

(To remember the order of the bones in the wrist.)

Scaphoid
Lunate
Triquetral
Pisiform
Trapezium
Trapezoid
Capitate
Hamate

 
Sally Thompson Loves Sex And Pot pie.

(To remember the branches of the Axillary Artery.)

Superior Thoracic
Thoracoacromial
Lateral Thoracic
Subscapular
Anterior Circumflex Humeral
Posterior Circumflex Humeral
Profunda Brachii

 
Kinky people can often find great sex

(For remembering the classifications system for living things.)

Kingdom
Phylum
Class
Order
Family
Genus
Species

 

All Chaperones Must Previously Have Had Sex

(For classifying a human being)

Animalia
Chordata
Mammalia
Primata
Hominidae
Homo
Sapiens

 

Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls, But Violet Gives Willingly

or

Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls Behind Victory Garden Walls

(For remembering ohms value of the color bands of resistors (dark first, light last))

1ST & 2ND bands Color 3rd band
0
Black .0
1
Brown 0
2
Red 00
3
Orange 000
4
Yellow 0,000
5
Green 00,000
6
Blue 000,000
7
Violet 0,000,000
8
Grey 00,000,000
9
White 000,000,000




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